IF I WERE A BEAR

If I Were A Bear

If I were a bear

I would give a warning snort

then I would charge

and crush your skull

between my powerful jaws

then go back to eating blueberries

But I am not a bear

I am a human

so I cry and

call my therapist

and journal and

join a yoga class

and meditate on

letting it all go

Some Days

I Wish I Were A Bear